Anonymous asked: Your husband is gone. Taken away.

What do you mean, “Taken away”? I saw him this morning and he was fine… Where is he?

Anonymous asked: Your husband has been taken

What?

ooc; So, are there any heterosexual males in the iforp? 

woah

tacos

MAGIC ANONS. DO YOUR WORST!

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Fucking angst all over my dash.

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Hi I’m Doug Dimmadome,

flyyoupig:

Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

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Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

Let’s play Tumblr truth or dare.

shmegel:

You send me an ask with a truth or dare question. If it’s truth, I have to answer truthfully. If it’s a dare, I have to do it. If it’s an extremely awkward ask with neither, I have to post it. You see if I have the guts to answer or do it. GO!

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